Sunday, February 21, 2010

Do They Get your Humor like I Do?

What has four wheels and flies?
A Garbage Truck!! harhar
Pardon me.. Forgive Sixto for he is not a good joker.
The joke was a real oldie-goodie. (sinisi pa ang joke?)
It's so easy to start a conversation kapag joke ang ginagamit.
Masmaraming joke, masmasaya. The more, the merrier ika nga.

The room is quiet. All you can hear are the strokes of manly
fingers on a keyboard. (malulutong kasi ang pagtype.. galit
na galit yata sa trabaho.) Then someone bursts out the half-silence.
"Ahem.. Mayroon akong mahabang joke. Care to hear about my mahabang
joke?"
"Sige nga. Ano yan?" (With raising eyebrow)
"JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!"
Some laugh their asses out, some just said "NYEHH"
One said "bago yan a. san mo napulot? at bakit mo pa dinampot! haha")
Teka, kumakanta siya. "You've got talent there. Sana di mo na lang
nadiscover!" All burst in laughter.
It started with a joke, followed by a joke, ended with a joke.
That's how fun conversations are kapag nilapatan ng humor.

I remember one time. I thought my brother was so damn serious about his
weird question. It goes like this...
"Kuya. Bakit daw hindi lumalambot ang talong kapag niluluto sa karekare?"
I was puzzled.Thinking,thinking,more thinking. I wished I had more time.
Mapapahiya ako nito sa kapatid ko. I just said: "Talong? Bakit nga ba?"
And then he answered with a big smile on his innocent face...
"Kasi may mani sa karekare!!! HAHAHAHHAHA"

'Til next time. Be sure to pack up yourself with lots of jokes.
But be careful to whom you will unleash the power! Harhar





4 comments:

jason said...

eto nakabisita nako
nakow late ba?

kung ako magjojoke baka
walang matawa. hahaha

natawa ko dun sa talong. lol

eto na ko Sixto
(di ako tatawa sa pangalan mo pramis. peace)

Ax said...

Nauso rin yung mga knock knock dati di ba. Aw.

Eto, sana hindi corny. Yay.



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Tong-tong said...

Reply to Sir Jason: di ka naman late. dont pressure yourself. This a non-stress zone. Sixto. Nakakatawa ba? hehe

Reply to Sir Ax: HAHAHAHAHA its not corny mate. Natawa ko seriously

Ax said...

Yey.

Minsan nasa timing lang ang pagjo joke talaga. Hehe.